Isang mgandang nkaminiskirt ang inalok ng sang lalaki.
Guy: Miss, gusto mo ba ng 1,000 pesos?
Girl: Cno ba tatanggi sa 1,000?
Guy: Kng ganon, ihuhulog ko ang 1,000 pero pupulutin mo ng nkatuwad, pagkatapos mong pulutin tapos na rin kitang tirahin..
Girl: Huh!? Ok pero txt ko muna BF ko kung papayag.(Sagot ng BF: Ok sige pero bilisan mo lang ang pagpulot para alang mangyari, ok? Love U muah, muah...)
After 30 seconds, tumawag ang BF.
BF: Ano, Tapos na ba?
Girl: Ooooohh.. ****... Ahhh... hindi pa.
BF: Bakit?
Girl: Ooooh... ****... Ahh sarap. Ang tagal maubos tig pipiso ung hinuhulog nya. Oooh.. Uhmm...
indecent proposal
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Disclaimer: All materials posted are from forwarded emails or postings from public forums.
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