Ever wondered how one become a chief indian?

There was this boy who was chasing dragonflies in the prairie and he saw an indian sitting on a mound. He approached the indian and he noticed that he had one feather sticking out of his head.

"Mr. Indian", said the boy "what does that feather on your headdress mean?"
"Ahh! That means me fück one squaw.(indian girl)", said the indian.

After three days the boy returned to the same spot and saw the indian. Only this time he saw two feathers on his head.

"Mr. Indian", said the boy "what does those two feathers on your headdress mean?"
"Ahh! That means me fück two squaws.", said the indian.

After several months has passed the boy returned to the exact same spot and saw the same
indian, but this time, his whole headdress is covered with feathers.

"Mr. Indian", said the boy "what does ALL those feathers on your headdress mean?"
"Ahh! That means me fück whole village!", said the indian beaming with pride.

"HOly cow!", said the boy
"Yes, even the cows.", said the indian
"Oh dear!", said the boy
"No! Not dear, dear too fast!", said the indian
"Boy, are you hostile!", said the boy
"Hostile, dog style, any style!", said the indian

And that's how one becomes an indian chief....hehehe, aus ba?