Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

The FINALISTS:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION : Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman….. (Applause!…. Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION : Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening. (Applause!… Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.

QUESTION : Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive. (Applause!… Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves

QUESTION : And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door….. (Applause!… Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.

QUESTION : Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night…. (Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play….because it bows down after every performance.
(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh…well, opcors, hihihihi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis…

QUESTION : Chismis???

MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry… Its ano, ahh kuwan…it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION : Hmm… Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy…Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi…Kasi….I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

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