Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activities, applications such as Deiwanya 10.3, Hadaagh 7.5, and Shaalaih 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications, and I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help, Thank you

A troubled User

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Reply:

Dear troubled User

This is a very common problem that men complain about, Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it's just a Utilities and Entertainment program, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!! , It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0, You can't uninstall or purge program files from the system once installed.

Look in your Wife 1.0 User's Manual under "Warning-Alimony/ Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation, and I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter this command c:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give this command before the system returns to normal.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance, Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as: Clean and Sweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5, and Do Grocery 4.2

However, be very careful how to use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the Nag Nag 9.5 program, and once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3, this application is not supported by Wife 1.0, and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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