Inday Joke - sakit ng tiyan

Matapos kainin ang mga inihanda ni Inday, sumakit ang mga tyan nila Mister and Misis.

Mister: Hayup ka Inday, ikaw ang may kasalanan nito. Kung anu-anong pinakain mo sa’men kaya sumakit tuloy ang tyan namin.

Inday: I beg your pardon, it’s not what I fed you with but the amount of food you consumed that causes misery in your insatiable stomachs.

Misis: Sakiittt. Ano ba itong nangyayari sa amin. Ba’t si Junior ok naman?

Inday: What do you think of me, some miserable human encyclopedia that can instantaneously educate feeble minds? My brief training in med school however, is telling me that perhaps what you are experiencing now is scientifically termed as DYSPEPSIA or indigestion. In Tagalog, that is called impatso, which is characterized by chronic or recurrent pain or discomfort centered in the upper abdomen. That discomfort in this context means mild pain, upper abdominal fullness and feeling full earlier than expected with eating accompanied by bloating, belching, or nausea.

Misis: Okey payn, what should we do???? (Uy napapa-english na din si Misis)

Inday: Hayyy. If you knew beforehand that you would be feasting like there’s no tomorrow, you should have taken an over the counter antidopaminergic drug before meal that can regulate the movement of the stomach which will prevent the occurrence of dyspepsia.

Inday: What I am trying to say is, there’s nothing wrong with the meal I served, you just over ate that’s all.(Hehe nasarapan naman pala kasi sa luto ni Inday si Mister at Misis e.)