Jokes sa panahon ng Krisis Pinansyal

Pare01: "Pare, mahirap na ang buhay ngayon. Sa katunayan, nagbenta na kami ng mga kagamitan sa bahay na di naman namin ikamamatay kung mawala man. Tuloy kapag oras na ng kainan, nagkakamay nalang kami. Wala ng kutsara, tinidor, kutsilyo."

Pare02: "Ganun talaga kapag panahon ng krisis. May mga kailangang isakripisyo. Sa katunayan, mula nang nawalan kami ng trabaho ni Misis, dun pa kami nagsimulang gumamit ng kutsara tuwing oras ng pagkain."

Pare01: Ano kamo? Kung kelan kayo nawalan ng trabaho, dun pa kayo nagsimulang gumamit ng kutsara kapag kumakain? Niloloko mo ba ako? Samantalang kami eh, nagkakamay nalang kasi nga sa sobrang hirap ng buhay, naibenta na namin ang mga kasangkapan pati kutsara, tinidor at kutsilyo."

Pare02: Sige nga kamayin mo ang lugaw!!!!"

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In addition sa reigning categories ng Binibining Pilipinas contest. [Aside from Binibining Pilipinas World, Binibining Pilipinas International, Binibining Pilipinas Universe, Binibining Pilipinas Earth] meron na po tayong: "Binibining Pilipinas Global Economic Crisis!"

Emcee: "Lets call on Candidate no. 1. Ms. Barakus Obamus!!!!"

Audience: clap!- clap! - clap!

Emcee: "Welcome Ms. Candidate no. 1. How are you?"

Ms. Barakus Obamus: "I am fine thank you.

Emcee: "Candidate no. 1, here is your question. What can you contribute to lessen the effects of global economic crisis which is now affecting major parts of our planet?"

Ms. Barakus Obamus: "Sir, before anything else, I would like to explain what is meant by economic crisis. Economic crisis is defined as a higher level of an emergency where the available and perceived resources have reached an alarming level leading to the abrupt interruption of the normal flow of goods and services intended to the defined recipients, normally the people or what we call the consumers. Aside from this, the cash flow and GDP of the country comes to a stale point and no amount of alternatives can immediately bring about the smooth and healthy recovery of the country's financial status.

Emcee: "Wow.. ang galing ni Candidate no. 1. That is very informative. But I am afraid it is different from Global Economic Crisis?"

Ms. Barakus Obamus: "Well.... global economic crisis simply means the multiple effect felt by interdependent countries causing a successive chain reaction in their financial, economic and infrastructural growth. Its an international phenomenon where almost all affected countries encounter massive lay offs, project stoppage, multiple industry shutdowns and consumer pains. Thats all thank you."

Audience: clap! - clap! - clap! - clap! - clap!

Emcee: "Wow... again Ms. Barakus Obamus, I am amazed by your in-depth knowledge of the subject matter. But unfortunately, you have'nt answered the question given to you. So, let me ask you again. What can you contribute to lessen the effects of global economic crisis which is now affecting major parts of our planet?"

Ms. Barakus Obamus: "Ahh... err... well.... I really dont know. thank you!"