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Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide', Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile and lean' so as to achieve the best photo.
Seems like only yesterday...
BARBIE DOLL has her 50th birthday this year.......
Tweety Bird is60 years old!
And what about all our other ....
CHILDHOOD
SUPERHEROES?
SUPERMAN
Thor
Wonder Woman (touch of menopause here I think?)
Batman and Robin
SPIDERMAN
"Life is short , break the rules , forgive sooner , love with true love , laugh without control and always keep smiling.
Tweety Bird is60 years old!
And what about all our other .... CHILDHOOD
SUPERHEROES?
SUPERMAN
Thor
Wonder Woman (touch of menopause here I think?)
Batman and Robin
SPIDERMAN
"Life is short , break the rules , forgive sooner , love with true love , laugh without control and always keep smiling.
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting , but in the mean time , we're here and we can still dance....."
Growing old is not for whimps.....Jock Smith & Bette Davis
Very simple Mosquito trap (Dengue prevention)
It's just a mix of water, brown sugar and yeast.
1. Cut a plastic bottle in half, keep both parts. Can be Coca Cola / Pepsi bottle.
2. Take the lower portion of the bottle. Dissolve the brown sugar in hot water. Let it cool down to ~70 degF.
3. Add the yeast. Carbon dioxide will form (This will attract the mosquitos)
4. Cover the bottle with a dark wrap and place the top portion upside down like a funnel. Place it in a corner in your house.
5. In 2 weeks you will be surprised by the number of mosquitos killed.
Husband of the Year Awards
The honorable mention goes to:
The United Kingdom
...followed closely by The United States of America
and then ................ Poland
but 3rd Place must go to ........ Greece
it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to....
............. Serbia
but the winner of the husband/partner of the year ....... is ........
Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND .
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy .
The United Kingdom
...followed closely by The United States of America
and then ................ Poland
but 3rd Place must go to ........ Greece
it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to....
............. Serbia
but the winner of the husband/partner of the year ....... is ........
Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND .
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy .
Winning Ad for 2008
The American Association of Advertisers (AAA) proudly presents the winning ad for 2008...
2 Questions
Life really boils down to 2 questions...
1. Should I get a dog....?
OR...
2. Should I have children?
Now that I made you smile, pass it on to someone else who needs a lau gh today!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Just to let you know I'm thinking of you today.
No matter what situations life throws at you...
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
You're laughing aren't you?
That's good my job here is done!
Have a great day and give thanks......
Cats are so dramatic!!
BIG BIKE!
The fuel injected, 45 degree 6728 cc / 410 cubic inch V-Twin runs through a 3 speed transmission with reverse and actually looks pretty good in its finished state compared to the initial photos, in fact, everything looks good. It puts out 523 foot pounds of torque. Seat height is 31.5 inches and overall length is 136 inches. It is a little heavy at 1433 pounds so high speed corner carving might be an issue and there aren’t any photos of the big bike on the road so I guess we’ll have to wait for the road test, that is if someone can actually road test this monster. 
Especially in light of the Jesse James and JRL Cycles radial engine bikes, using the relatively small Rotec engine, the Leonhardt bike instead uses two cylinders from an old 9 cylinder radial aero engine, the very large variety, which gives you a 350 horsepower, fuel injected, 6728 cc / 410 cubic inch monster V-Twin. It has a 3 speed transmission with reverse. The motorcycle’s overall length is 134 inches and weight is 870 pounds. Seat height is only 31.5 inches, pretty reasonable and lower than some production bikes out there. Speed will be electronically limited to 155 mph.
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